Montana has mermaids?

And 10 ways to say fish in Portuguese

I spent last Friday night at the bar.

This is unusual for me, since I don’t really drink (I’ve been nursing one bottle of tequila for over six years, which recently came in handy when I couldn’t find any cough drops in the house and the cough that woke me up at 2 a.m. wouldn’t go away and I had to stand on a chair to get the tequila out of the cupboard a…