Are you the people moving to Paraguay?

In this edition ... we answer questions about all the countries that begin with P., get haircuts, and sell all of our stuff in one day.

Dear Reader,

At about 6:30 last night, after our epic day-long moving sale had concluded, a cherry red pickup with one driver pulled into our back alley.

“You know who it is,” I told Doug later. “It’s the guy with the Doberman Pinscher who never walks her on a leash.”